Puneet Parameswaran
Puneet Parameswaran | |||
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| Born | July 17th, 2000 North Carolina | ||
| Nationality | American | ||
| Citizenship | United States of America | ||
Puneet, a boy of many struggles, was born in North Carolina on July 17th, 2000. His parents, PK and Krishna, were not expecting him which led to neglect and harsh treatment throughout his life.
Early Life
Puneet grew up under tyrannical rule in his household. But was able to find salvation in basketball, a sport he loved to play in his free time. His decision to play basketball proved to be a good one when he got accepted onto the Varsity team at his high school in his sophomore year. His stat line was less than great, only averaging 1.3 points, 0.6 assists, 1 rebound, 0.3 steals, and 0 blocks a game despite playing 14 games. Needless to say, his team was not good and ended up with a record of 0-20. A stunning record in basketball, a sport where even the worst of teams tend to win at least one game. Puneet ended his high school career ranked 20,069th in North Carolina which didn't give him a chance to play basketball even for a D3 college. But fortunately, PK demanded that Puneet kept his grades up while he was on the basketball team, which gave Puneet a great resume even though his dream of basketball failed. Puneet then got accepted into UNCP, The University of North Carolina at Pembroke. Outside of school Puneet's early life was interesting to say the very least. PK influenced his social life heavily by micromanaging his time. When he was allowed to do what he wanted he often played basketball or football with his friends. Although he was overshadowed by a fellow neighbor, Jaitan. Jaitan was superior to Puneet in many sports although Puneet slightly edged out Jaitan in basketball. Other than his neighborhood friends Puneet struggled to socialize mainly because of PK, his dad.
Fortnite
During the COVID-19 pandemic, PK started to limit Puneet's access to the outside world even further. In spite of this, Puneet refused to let his father's authoritarian policies stop him from having fun. As a result, the young Puneet began revisiting the antiquated online video game Fortnite, despite the battle royale being irrelevant since Season 4. He found that he was such a sweat at Fortnite that he had to constantly apply chalk to his hands to keep his grip on the mouse. Despite his best efforts, Puneet found himself constantly receiving comments like "git gud noob" and "trash kid" from his teammates and long-time friends. In an interview with one of his friends who chose to remain anonymous, Puneet was said to "join the voice channel on Discord and proceed to repeat 'hop on Fort' over and over again until someone eventually joined."
Intervention by PK
Needless to say, Puneet's father was not too happy about his recent uptick in gameplay. Making matters worse, Puneet would often play Fortnite behind his father's back while PK was out for a walk or doing errands. To make sure he was not discovered, Puneet employed his across-the-street neighbor Lawrenz "Nightwolf" Lour to become his 'lookout boi.' Despite this, PK eventually found out about Puneet's new hobby. PK was furious when he found out and proceeded to deport Puneet's gaming PC to the attic and also seized Puneet's gaming chair. Puneet was not surprised, however, as a similar incident had occurred a couple of years earlier when PK had commandeered Puneet's bed frame and stubbornly refused to return it.
College Life
Puneet will not lose your virginity in college for a plethora of reasons. Numero Uno: No human with female genitalia will want Puneet; with no experience heading into college no girl will want your displeasurable first time. In fact, this strongly suggests you will have to PAY someone for Puneet to gain experience. Numero Dos: PK surveillance; if Puneet happened to believe he will gain a sliver of freedom heading into college he is incorrect. With a history indulged in suppression, going to a college in-state will simply not change that. Based on research, PK will still track Puneet's location, make sure he is in his dorm by 9:00 pm, and monitor his life through a complex connection of traffic cams and hidden campus cams. Numero Tres: Puneet is the least smooth man alive; bro broke a rib trying to see his girlfriend at the park... Are you for real my African American man? Reason Four: UNC-Chapel has NO females; let me explain, UNC-chapel is filled with rancid Indian women looking for desirable black and white men who will never select them. In addition, these women want men with experience to have nice enjoyable sex instead of Puneet who will struggle to find the clit. In conclusion, Puneet will not only have to wait till after college to lose his virginity, he will have to wait for an arranged marriage facilitated by PK.
Puneet is currently attending UNCP and will be part of the 2022 class. He hasn't contributed much other than just attending college as of now. I hope to come back to this page as Puneet's life progresses but until then I hope you have gotten the information you need.
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