The Great Cumming
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The Great Cumming foretells an apocalyptic event in which a group of individuals drastically alter the earth by collectively cumming. The event was first witnessed when Alexander Cumming initiated The First Great Cumming of 1815. The event is studied by Spermologist throughout the globe and is cited in many forms of literature throughout the 19th century. Some believe that The Great Flood is a biproduct an ancient Great Cumming, but there is not enough current evidence to verify this.
Modern Great Cumming
The Great Cumming tends to refer to an upcoming event in which individuals will Terraforming the plant via collectively cumming on an unspecified date. Scientists who study male sperm patterns cannot unanimously agree on what the ultimate goal of The Great Cumming is, but there are three widely accepted theories currently.
Planetary Annihilation
The most widely accepted theory, planetary annihilation is believed to be the end result of The Great Cumming. There are multiple ways in which this could be achieved but only two scenarios are deemed to be realistic by most scientists.
Earth Axial Spin Disruption
The most realistic scenario, Earth Axial Spin Disruption refers to a hypothetical occurrence of the spin of the earth being disrupted due to the velocity and mass of cum in a given direction. The effect will be similar to that of the Three Gorges Dam, only on a much more massive scale. The spiculated mass and speed of the cum would likely be enough to slow down earth's rotational spin by 13%, though some scientists speculate a number as great as 17%. This will inevitably create winds strong enough to flatten all man made structures and wipe out essentially all land-based species.
Mariana Trench Motherload
The Mariana Trench Motherload is a less likely scenario, but far more dangerous one. In this scenario, participants of The Great Cumming will dive to the depth of The Mariana Trench using specialized scuba diving gear that allows for them to cum. It is presumed that they will all cum in the same spot, with the resulting force sending shockwaves throughout the Earths mantle and ultimately destroying the planets core. This scenario is far more difficult to achieve and scientists are currently unaware if the individuals will be able to survive the eight-tons-per-square-inch present at the bottom of the Maria Trench.
Seminal Flood
The second most accepted theory, the seminal flood refers to an event where participants of The Great Cumming build up enough sperm to bathe the planet with their cum. Some argue that this event is not humanly possible due to the amount of people required as well as the time requirement to build up the set amount of sperm. The hypothetical event is often compared to that of The Great Flood, but there is not enough evidence to determine if the two events are truly related. The Seminal Flood will reshape the planet into a glossy white marble, with a 1000 foot tall ocean of cum covering the crust of the planet. It is unlikely that any form of life will be able to survive such harsh conditions but a few adult film stars may be able to.
Cum Cult
The most unlikely scenario, the Cum Cult is based on work done by the CIA in Project MKUltra, a mind control experiment that demonstrated how ancestors of the participants of The First Great Cumming are able to influence the actions of their offspring through sheer force of will. The speculated scenario involves participants of The Great Cumming pouring their seminal fluid in all sources of freshwater, resulting in women throughout the planet becoming impregnated with their offspring. The resulting children will be presumed to be fully susceptible to mind control done by their parents. The billions of children born will essentially be devout cummers and will take over the planet with their vastly superior numbers and physical strength.
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